Saturday, July 23, 2011

Jerk or Idiot? I remain undecided.

Dear severely overweight douchebag who I had to share a lift with in the St. Louis Arch:

I know, it takes 4 solid minutes to get to the top, but that does not give you the right to fill that 4 minute time span with talk of how the lifts got stuck for two hours in 110 degree heat only two weeks ago. If the ride had been 4 minutes and 30 seconds, you would have been unconscious by the end.

Yours Truly,

The girl who was blocking you out by singing rock songs featured in movies.

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